Kino Kingdom

Kino Kingdom 35: Second-Hand Woman (Yesterday's Champagne)

Britt gives the Random Film Title Generator a kick and gets it working again before revealing that he wasn't seduced by Don Johnson as Rupert muses on M Night Shyamalan and, of course, opens with an '80s slasher.
 
This episode does NOT feature an interview with Tony Howes.
 
Films covered:
 
My Bloody Valentine, Get Shorty, Run, Stowaway, Chain Reaction, Takers, Jennifer's Body, Out of Time, Heathers, Con Air, Bad Company (Not that one, that one or that one), Guilty as Sin, Gone in 60 Seconds, Raw Deal, The Happening, One Hour Photo, The Day the Earth Stood Still

Kino Kingdom 34: Reasoning With Fire

Special coverage of the new Mortal Kombat film followed by a torrent of mediocrity from Britt's perspective as Rupert goes from Terror to Twister to Tom (Hanks).
Movies covered:
Mortal Kombat (not that one), Karate Kid 3, The Player , Man About Town, Who is Cletis Tout?, Twister, Friendversary, Dark Blue, Legionnaire, Terror Train, Armed Response, Shade, Cyborg, You've Got Mail, Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind
 

Kino Kingdom 33: Hell's Bin Shed

Another wonderfully mixed mag this week. Britt thoroughly enjoys a Lou Ferrigno fantasy lark as Rupert finds that Jaws 2 isn't as good as the original. Baffling, eh?
 
Films covered - The Adventures of Hercules (2?), Love & Monsters, Saving Private Ryan, Jaws 2, The Beach, Escape Plan: The Extractors, The Good Son, Grandmother's House, Blind Date (not that one), Riddick, Come True, Wild Geese 2, Executive Decision

Kino Kingdom 32: A Facade of Normalcy

After a brief break, Rupert and Britt are back! Whilst Britt has only watched time ebb away, Rupert has actually seen films.
 
Coming 2 AmericaHellgateInto the WildNo Good DeedI Care a LotEscape From AlcatrazThe Sisters BrothersStakeoutConan the BarbarianEuropa ReportTrial by FireThe PuppetmastersThe Hand That Rocks the Cradle

Kino Kingdom 31: Just record it and pay him his rubles

Rupert gets defeated at ArkinZ'Dar by a pseudonymous individual, the Film Title Generator brings up a title that splits opinion, Rupert dives into Rakuten and Britt Scott Adkins' things up - to mixed results. 
 
This episode is sponsored by An Ocean of Tears
 
Films covered:
 
Sneakers, Bone Tomahawk, The Driver, Runaway Jury, Menace 2 Society, El Gringo, Timecop, Legacy of Lies, The Craft 2,The Monster Club, The New Mutants, Crawlspace, The River Wild, Green Street, Case 39, Another 48 Hours, American Dreamer, Strike of the Panther, Candyman (not that one), Kong: Skull Island, Boomerang, Willy's Wonderland

Kino Kingdom 30: Potentially Amusing

As Rupert muses on a seemingly errant Jim Carrey movie and the Beverley Hills Cop series, Britt discovers an Australian martial arts gem and once again gets lost in the wonder that is American Ninja 2. Do you also wish that the FX movies ran on for another 4 or 5 films? Well, you should.
 
This episode is sponsored by Bernard Matthews Turkey Emotions.
 
Films covered:
 
News of the World, The Cable Guy, Death Warrant, Bill and Ted, Day of the Panther, The Wedding Crashers, FX, Cop Car, American Ninja 2, Beverly Hills Cop, Poltergeist (not that one), Bird on a Wire, Desperate Hours
 
 

Kino Kingdom 29: Are You a Scientist? (Dirty Harry Series)

Rupert covers the entirety of the Dirty Harry series as Britt discusses films of varying quality, more specifically, varying from average to bad quality. The Random Film Generator pops up as does Rupert's first response to Britt's ArkinZ'Dar challenge.
 
This episode is sponsored by Hugh Jackman's Taptastic Podcast.
 
Films covered:
 
The Dirty Harry Series, In the Line of Fire, Violent City, Rampage, Greenland, Sudden Death, Bridge of Dragons, Extinction, Passengers, Moving Target

Kino Kingdom 28: The Overflow

Due to the sheer amount of bronze that Rupert and Britt had viewed over the last week, they didn't make it through either of their lists in episode 27. This episode was recorded following a brief crack in their busy, busy schedules and has them catching up with their respective movie viewings, meaning that they don't have to keep movies like Law Abiding Citizen in their minds for longer than necessary.
 
Films covered:
The RentalThe VanishedGrimsbyHappy Death Day 2 UEvidenceLive Die RepeatAssassin's CreedThe DareWillowWithout WarningGehennaLaw Abiding CitizenNextWrong TurnFree Fire
 

Kino Kingdom 27: (Alien Series) - A Sad, Old Clock

Rupert wastes no time in smashing through the eight films that make up the Alien franchise as Britt finds a childhood classic and really, really struggles with a comedy. A crap comedy.
 
This episode is sponsored by Chuggers Chewing Gun
 
 
Films Covered:
 
AlienTourist TrapAliensThe MaskAlien 3PinAlien ResurrectionAvaAlien Versus PredatorA Haunted HousePrometheusDNAAlien Covenant

Kino Kingdom 26: The Tarkovskian Wilderness

Rupert delves oh, so deep into PM Entertainment (good) as Britt rediscovers, re-calibrates and re-remembers a once cast-aside movie that turns out to be solid gold. Albert Pyun pops up, begging the question....was film-making his calling?
 
Films covered:
 
Out of Sight
Burn After reading
The Help
Super Dark Times
Galaxina
Darkness Falls
Castle Freak
Kill Chain
Arcade
The Furies
Fit to Kill
Time to Hunt
Hack O' Lantern
Insidious Chapter 2
Dark Breed
Sinister