Episodes
Tuesday Dec 14, 2021
Tuesday Dec 14, 2021
As Rupert gets caught up in an avalanche of mountaineering movies, Britt tucks back into Godfrey Ho's illustrious career. The ArkinZ'Dar takes a surprising turn - all thread through with various films through the ages. Including Black Rain and The Condemned.
Monday Nov 22, 2021
Monday Nov 22, 2021
Britt bravely battles a cold as he discusses Marvel movies as Rupert talks about films whilst in a room slowly filling with sleeping gas. Can Rupert beat the audience once more in this week's Arkin'ZDar (Jennifer Tilly to John Heard)?
There's only one way to find out. Ask someone who has listened already - or listen yourself. So there are actually two ways.
Tuesday Nov 09, 2021
Tuesday Nov 09, 2021
Rupert tells a Halloween tale and covers all films in the Child's Play franchise - as well as a couple of cinema movies whilst Britt watched the Indiana Jones movies for the first time, as well as a smattering of other movie fare.
Monday Oct 18, 2021
Monday Oct 18, 2021
As we approach the spooky season, Rupert takes it upon himself to watch all films in the Halloween franchise as Britt pays cash money for a film he doesn't even bother to finish. What are the films of the week? Who wins the ArkinZ'Dar? What goes on in the mind of Peter Mullan? There's only one way to find out - listen.. listen to Kino Kingdom.
Thursday Sep 30, 2021
Thursday Sep 30, 2021
Not only do we celebrate the career of the much-loved Richard Donner, we are joined by our first guest, Lazlo Buckets! Drink in his knowledge of the Superman series as our intrepid trio find out the winner of this week's ArkinZ'Dar and of course - talk about movies. Rupert has even been to the cinema, the devil.
Features 'A minute with....Michael York'
Wednesday Sep 15, 2021
Wednesday Sep 15, 2021
In this whip crack-sharp episode - again sponsored by Celebrity Sex Masks - Rupert dives into a pool of horror as Britt pounds through every film in the universe, discovering a new favourite director as he does so.
Can Rupert beat the audience in the Carmen Ejogo - Barry Pepper ArkinZ'Dar?
Thursday Aug 19, 2021
Thursday Aug 19, 2021
Another action-packed episode from Kino Kingdom. It's Rupert vs the audience in the ArkinZ'Dar and a look at what the Random Tagline Generator spits out, as well as discovering a recent film in which Bruce Willis doesn't die in the first four seconds, holding a cheque. What will the films of the week be? There's only one way to find out. Listen...listen to The Men Who Talk.
(apologies for the occasional crackling in this episode, a new microphone will be sorting this out for the next one!)
Thursday Aug 12, 2021
Thursday Aug 12, 2021
From mostly forgotten '80s comedies through remakes of '70s classics via video game movies and astonishing Jason Statham films, it's all here. Will Rupert reign victorious in the ArkinZ'Dar once more? Will the Random Tagline Generator work? There's only one way to find out. Listen. Listen to The Men Who Talk.
Thursday Jul 29, 2021
Thursday Jul 29, 2021
Hello folks and thanks for listening! In this episode, Rupert dives deep into retro sci-fi as Britt devours a John Carpenter classic and questions Suicide Squad. The ArkinZ'Dar results are revealed as both parties discuss the random tagline generator printout (on a dot-matrix printer).
Friday Jul 02, 2021
Friday Jul 02, 2021
Britt gets lost in teenage memories involving foam and Dennis Quaid as well as a surprisingly endearing music documentary as Rupert watches films that are markedly better than his viewing choices in the last episode.
This episode also features the introduction of the 'Random Tagline Generator'.